THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND WHEN DATING AN OC CHICK

nuot mam o OC dang len gia du lam.

OC girls are very competitive, here are some of the things a VK guy needs to keep in mind when dating a decent looking VK girl from OC.

1) your car must be at least 1.5 times more expensive than her car. for example, if she drives a $40K Benz, you must drive a $60K BMW or something of the same value.

2) no coffee on first date (she'll think you are cheap). if you ask her, don't be surprised if the answer is seafood.

3) expect to spend the beginning of the second date at a shopping mall, especially if she had given you sex on the first date :) she'll drag you into one of the stores, pick out a $300 dress and say she's forgotten her credit card at home. in fact, avoid going shopping with OC girls at all costs, they can never remember to bring their credit cards for one reason or another!!

4) clubbing with her means clubbing with her and 5 of her single female friends, meaning, you'll pay for their tickets, a VIP table, a few bottles. 7 tickets: $280. VIP table: $500-$2000 if you don't pass this "test," forget second date. but don't think she'll bring attractive friends along for you to crab, she'll usually bring fat and fugly friends to make her look like a star :) this is also an opportunity for her fat & fugly friends to get any action, something they haven't had for a long time hahaha. also don't be surprised if they, your girl included, run off to crab other guys once you have paid for their tickets.

5) don't even think about asking her to marry you unless you can afford a diamond ring that costs 3 times the amount of your monthly salary.

6) if she asks you if you think her breasts are small, say no. be careful, she's trying to manipulate you into paying for her boob job.

7) they tend to talk about their financial problems after having sex with you. she's short on rent, her car needs a new engine, she can't afford an ass lift, etc.

to be continued...